Well Caracas, I'm so very sorry I couldn't make it in person, but thank you so very much for your attention and patience through all our technical difficulties for my Skype presentation—and also thanks for sending me pictures of my big dumb head on the big screen! I had no idea what you guys were seeing! Feel free to shoot me an email if something got lost in translation or didn't make sense through the fluster of our technical hoop-jumping.
I hope you all are having a blast and that you enjoy all the wonderful speakers. My buddy Josh was kind of enough to give me a Skype striptease backstage, so I feel like I'm there—almost. Love you guys and the whole OFFF family <3.